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pythons - alligators death roll

2009-09-09T19:29:00.000-07:00

the history of pythons

this video explains the name of the band.

pythons - alligators death roll

you can download it here: pythons alligators death roll.zip

beach photo contest update
the beach photo contest is officially over. we're making the tapes right now. for those of you who didn't send in beach photos, here's a taste of what you're missing:

pythons - i'm paranoid.mp3

we're petrified! show announcement

2009-08-04T08:41:00.000-07:00

yes. we are playing another show on wednesday (tomorrow). doors open at 7 we are thinking we'll play at like 7:30, but we have no clue. we know we are opening for piles and work. email us with questions. we always respond.

also. check out a review of our last show here.
and. an album review of mz mona mars raws here.

pythons cassette tape contest rules

2009-07-27T18:11:00.000-07:00

1.0 five (limited-edition) sixty minute cassette tapes will be dubbed.
1.1 cassette tapes will consist of pythons upcoming release, alligators death roll, and outtakes.

2.0 the five best beach photos (submitted) win a tape.
2.1 beach photos are photos with beach-related elements (like swimsuits and/or sunglasses).
2.2 photos may be (digitally/analog(l)y) altered.
2.3 email your photos to us.
2.3.1 if you cannot email your photo, email us for a (physical) address.
2.4 photos will only be seen and judged by pythons and their two personal chefs.
2.4.1 there are also two members of pythons
2.5 nude photos will be disqualified.

3.0 must have working tape player to win.

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO ENTER

we're petrified! show and announcement and song contest #4 / beach photo contest announcement

2009-07-20T21:30:00.000-07:00

"this will be the last show we play this summer, we think."

we're petrified! song contest

i wasn't making a judgement.mp3
(right-click to download)

a mz mona mars song that didn't make the cut (obviously).

tombvision.mp3
(right-click to download)

satan's joystick wrote this song about their best vacation ever "because we're going on another one in two weeks."

BEACH PHOTO CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT!

pythons will be announcing their cassette give-away contest in seven days, so get your beach photos ready.

mz mona mars - raws

2009-06-21T14:55:00.000-07:00

(raws stands for reading and writing science)

mona, flying on the y-13 rocket-ship, was the first earth animal (including humans) to successfully land on mars. once there, mona found both sources of food and water.

"due to overexposure of ultra violet rays, mona's cells are regenerating at an exponential rate," nasa reports. "there is a good possibility, given that her biological system will soon reach equilibrium, she will live forever."

you can download the record made in her honor here:

mz mona mars.zip

we're petrified! live show

2009-06-10T08:35:00.000-07:00

see what happens this time. 2 bands. the other is death on two wheels, a touring band with albums.

we're petrified! live show announcement and song contest #3

2009-05-02T14:07:00.000-07:00

live show announcement
(watch in quicktime)

at burt's tiki lounge 726 s state thursday $5 3 bands - koko and camero,
we're petrified! and the dim spook

song contest #3

two found demon attack songs: the first, a mystery;

totally worth it .mp3
(right-click to download)

the second, demon attack's remix of satan's joystick's nice jacket.

nice jacket (demon attack remix) .mp3
(right-click to download)

demon attack always said his all-time favorite record was satan's joystick's satan's trigger. if you haven't listen to it in a while, you'll be suprised how good it's gotten. satanstrigger.zip

the lost blood coaster podcast

2009-04-14T18:06:00.000-07:00

blood coaster made two podcasts on consecutive sundays in feb of 2008. as suddenly as they appeared, the suddenly podcasts stopped.

until now

the lost blood coaster podcast was found on an abandoned computer in an abandoned warehouse. the members of blood coaster have no memory of the recording and suspect that it might have been made by an impostor.

the lost blood coaster podcast .mp3 (right-click to download)

2009-04-09T17:23:00.000-07:00

heavy petting
between what happens next.mp3
(right-click to download)

the song between i might be dying pt. 1 & 2

*part 2 is not yet released

thanks for listening

partly cloudy update

2009-04-08T22:25:00.001-07:00

allibaster made this great promo video for the look out for snakes! album entitled partly cloudy. on march 21st, look out for snakes! remixed the vocals and reuploaded the album. so if you downloaded it before then or if you haven't downloaded it yet, you should download it here right now.

we'll have more new stuff to download and listen to or watch pretty soon. in the mean time, make sure you have the newest material released including:

demon attack - reelected!

heavy petting - i might be dying

also, allibaster from heavy petting has a bandages comic which will have a permanent link soon. you should check it out, it's got some great drawings and videos.

we're petrified!

2009-03-17T08:46:00.000-07:00

we'll be there

demon attack: reelected!

2009-02-04T08:06:00.000-08:00

this is the last known video footage of demon attack before his death (murder/suicide):

reelected! is a compilation of unfinished, unreleased and remixed material extracted from the mountains of tapes found in demon attack's mansion after his death. the record provides valuable insight into the fragile emotional state of demon attack in the last months of his life.

"most of [the music] was unlistenable -- just noise," explained mr and mrs database, who oversaw the posthumous production of reelected!. "this is the best we could do with the material we had to work with."

the following is footage from an unfinished, self-produced documentary about demon attack found after his death:

and you can download the record for free: reelected!

we're petrified! song contest #2!

2009-02-01T21:54:00.000-08:00

we're petrified! bird bird bird bird.mp3
(right-click to download)

"birds are scary and i think they're starting to revolt." heavy petting said about this song.

we're petrified! poor sylvia.mp3
(right-click to download)
under a snow storm. trapped inside a tiny studio apartment (with no oven). piggy had another sleepover. and that's when they made this song.

2009-02-01T21:34:00.000-08:00

partly cloudy

2009-01-18T14:26:00.001-08:00

this is look out for snakes! debut album. clocking in at just under 14 minutes and being recorded over a 7 month period, look out for snakes! is the slowest artist at killer buds. but you should download it anyways, even if he can only make 2 minutes/month worth of music. click here to download it.

we're petrified! song contest!

2008-12-22T15:06:00.000-08:00

we're petrified! christmas is sick.mp3
(right-click to download)

recorded several months before demon attack was killed, this song brings new and great insight as to the amount of turmoil in his brain at the time.

we're petrified! summertime.mp3
(right-click to download)

recorded with: demon attack, drunken boats, heavy petting, and look out for snakes!. this song was made one fateful summer night. it's so sad that it's not summertime today. so sad.

i bet this postcard will cheer you up

vote for your favorite!

killer buds ringtones!

2008-12-16T12:42:00.000-08:00

a new feature of our website is that you can order ringtones. they are free of charge and entirely customizable. just pick the killer buds song you want as a ringtone (you can even pick which section is your favorite) and email the song info to us (dw at killerbuds.net), along with your phone number. if you don't want to give out your phone number, we can email you the ringtone as well.

merry christmas from killerbuds.net.

oh yeah, and listen to heavy petting's new album.

i might be dying

2008-12-14T16:20:00.000-08:00

this is heavy petting's new album (3rd solo album this year). "it's like i'm breaking up with my brain and it's only 20 minutes long."

meeting the doctor.mp3
(right-click to download)

20 minutes seems to be the standard length for heavy petting albums. "i just think its a good length for an album that's all."
download it from its webpage or right here i might be dying.zip thanks for listening

we're petrified! ladybug

2008-12-02T13:05:00.001-08:00

we found all these random songs without homes or bands. we will release them randomly one at a time in our new blog feature:

we're petrified! ladybug.mp3
(right-click to download)
(right click to download it, or click to play).

ladybug was written like 8 years ago and recorded like 4 years ago. originally written by the solar system. the joke above was written around the same time.

chapter 2: this gun for hire

2008-11-21T16:17:00.000-08:00

chapter1.mov, chapter2.mov
(click on links for higher quality or for download)

professional cheerleaders: story weather

2008-11-16T13:28:00.001-08:00

it was like three shooting-stars, each at the height of their respective trajectories, colliding.

a year ago today heavy petting, drunken boats and demon attack formed a super group (demon attack called it a super-nova group). they decided to write, record and perform songs together; they vowed to take over the world. they called themselves professional cheerleaders and they were doomed from the start.

professional cheerleaders was a band for one afternoon. what started with enthusiasm ended in bickering and, ultimately, violence. their egos to blame, according to mutual acquaintances and rock critics.

how professional cheerleaders describe the afternoon:

drunken boats: they're just too unprofessional. they never wanted to do a second take no matter how shitty the first was.
heavy petting: those guys are assholes to work with. but they're ok as friends.
demon attack couldn't be reached for comment because he is dead.

the music recorded that afternoon was thought to be lost. but then it was uncovered in a shoebox titled "my fondest memories" found in demon attack's closet after his death.

and you can download it for free.
professional cheerleaders.mp3

alligators video 1: bullethole

2008-11-12T18:23:00.000-08:00

bullethole.mov
(click to view in higher quality or right-click to download)

halloween parade: 2nd grade

2008-10-21T09:37:00.000-07:00

october reminded me we have a halloween album. we (satan's joystick) finished it just before halloween last year (2007) and probably only gave out a hand full of copies (cd's) on halloween. so i thought i would let the few followers of our site know that it is available and is probably better to listen to it leading up to halloween instead of after. also it's really scary. download

heavy petting bandages (mini album)

2008-09-22T15:02:00.000-07:00

i made this 4-track album in august on my family vacation. it's 14 minutes long. if i scratch at my heart.mp3 (right-click to download)bandages.zip

from the (mini) album bandages.
ad.mov

have dreams

2008-09-15T15:56:00.000-07:00

this should be filed under matt. but all identities have been changed. click here to play dreamer.mp3, or you can download it. (download will be filed under artist we're petrified)